You look great today! New shirt? #oanstänigt
chintubehd:

Two is better than one ;)

chintubehd:

Two is better than one ;)

subtle:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

claydols:

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

image

bless you

me at friends house
friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*